Laugh

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine car when he saw two

men along roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to

investigate. He asked

one man "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat

grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you", the

lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.

They are over there, under that tree". "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and

SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all

entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the

Limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and

said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is

almost 1 meter high!"