Read To Laughs

Dad to Tintumon:When I beat you how did you control your anger?

Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.

Dad: How does that satisfy you?

Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.

Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?

Tintumon: No.

Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.

Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?

Dad: For sure!

Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?

Tintumon called FM radio & said

"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of

Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur....

Radio jocky : How honest ....so you want to return his purse...?

Tintumon : no....... i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him...

Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the

zoo.

The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and

tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.

"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate

you up ..."

"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.

"What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished.

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the

school.

He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the

teachers"

Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?

Tintumon:BA

Prof.: For Sodium?

Tintumon:NA

Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium

combines?

Tintumon:"BANANA"

PASSIVE VOICE

teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"

Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"

(My favorite one...)

PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive

disorder?"

Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA"

professor: "I don't understand anything"

Tintumon: "same 2 you"

PTA Meeting

Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow.....

Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?

Tintumon: its... just u, me & the Principal !

Techy Tintumon

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..

Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float...!